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10 Irritating Malaysian Lift Scenes
OK I decided to write this down coz there's no way I can draw each one out. Lazy bah.. XP Have had various irritating incidents while using the lift and thought to blog it for your amusement.01. Press lift button and wait. Press a few more times. Press until lift door opens.
02. While waiting, if someone else comes, block the lift door.
03. When lift door open, rush in even if someone is coming out. Then stare at the person wondering why she's so slow.
04. If first one to enter lift, go in, press the floor you want to stop at and walk in. Don't care if someone else gets slam by closing lift door. To add.. smirk.
05. When enter lift, stand in the middle. If someone comes in, just inch back a little or to the side forcing them to go around you.
06. Once enter lift, quickly press the close button. If notice or hear someone else coming, press faster.
07. If you notice someone carrying bags of grocerries into the lift, just ignore her even if she clearly needed help.
08. Lit a ciggie if you're alone. If someone else comes in, hide the ciggie behind you and pretend nothing is wrong.
09. When handphone rings, pick it up. When your reception gets back, shout louder into the phone ignoring those who are going deaf in the lift.
10. Before coming out of the lift, press all the buttons available. Just for the heck of it.
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